Today's Matchup: Macaw vs Tarantula
+ = Pro - = Con
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- Can fly directly into food as you prepare it
+ Can talk
- Can talk LOUD
+ Can live up to 55 years or more
- Can outlive you, which is depressing
+ Can be fed some of the same food you eat, i.e. fruits and nuts, so you will never have to handle dead mice or anything gross
- Bird poop. You've taken the grossest thing that gets on your car and gave it free range in your house
Now let's take a look at the pros and cons of tarantulas.
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+ Very quiet
- I'm not sure I like that they are quiet. What if it escapes?
+ You will be the coolest kid on your street
- You will be the coolest kid on your street that regularly handles dead mice
+ Can live in small spaces
- That small space might be your shoe
+ Excellent way to conquer fear of all things creepy-crawly
- Excellent way to live in constant and legitimate fear of seeing a spider
Well, the cases have been presented and the stock photos help us better imagine the head to head competition. Just out of curiosity, which would you go with? Reply below or vote on the sidebar!
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