It's All in the Caption

After a visit to most stock photography sites, you can quickly see that the images are typically given a brief, descriptive caption. They are short, accurate and functional. On most stock photo sites, the captions figure into the search terms. Sometimes they are weighted by the site's search engine; sometimes they are not. But overall, the more accurate the caption is, the more likely you will be able to find the image you are looking for.

But from time to time, functionality has to give way to entertainment value. So, we were wondering what it would be like if we wrote the captions (without any regards as to how it would effect search results). Here's a taste of what it would happen.

© Cultura. Image #13HK0121RF.

Original caption: Suggestive couple in corridor.


Alternative caption: Man getting undeserved confidence boost from new pants and belt.


Alternative caption: Woman wondering why man's body is only 15% torso.

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Original caption: Three friends together.


Alternative caption: Three distant hipsters on a couch that somebody regrets buying. 


Alternative caption: Two women not being impressed by guy's futuristic furniture and giant potted plants.

© Pureline. Image #03933716.

Original caption: Cats wrangling paws.

Alternative caption: Kittens auditioning for the lead role in Over the Top 2: Arm-wresting without Thumbs.

Alternative caption: Kittens shaking hands in agreement over their plan to later scratch up the couch and unnecessarily bite the fingers of those who pet them. Let's do this thing!

Give it a shot if you feel the urge. Leave your captions below. Have fun!

Top 10 Sexy Christmas Photos

Unlike a large percentage of the world, sexiness doesn't take Christmas off. Sometimes it even seems to work a little harder. This is especially true in stock photography. The logic is pretty easy to follow. The holiday season is the time to sell; sex sells; photos can help you sell. The result: sexy stock photos.

In no particular order, here are 10 of the sexiest Christmas stock images we could find:

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© Rubberball. Image #B05347F.

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© Cultura. Image #DDL001247.

© Imagesource. Image #IS098U2LC.

© Imagebroker RM. Image #IBLALX00767785.

© Cultura. Image #10BSP0161CL.

© Pureline. Image #03860237.

 

© Corbis RF. Image #42-17890859.

© Imagebroker RF. Image #IBXALX01213407.

Nice Hooters

Owls. What did you think we were talking about? Get your mind out of the gutter. Shame on you . . . or us, for the misleading title.

© Amana Images. Image #10171001251.

© PicturePress. Image #02213474.

We just thought we'd share a brief gallery of some of the coolest looking animals around. After this is over, you can tell stock photography that you like their hooters. And you won't get smacked.

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© Robert Harding. Image #764-714.

© ACP International. Image #ACP33635.

© Look Foto. Image #58092.

A Stock Photo Thanksgiving

If there is one thing that most stock photography sites know well, it's food. From appetizers to dessert, you can find all the stock photos of food and fixings you could ever need. And we are about to prove it. We slaved for minutes and minutes over a slightly warmer than room temperature computer preparing this meal for you, so please cherish it.

Here it is (in no particular serving order) :

© Stock Connection. Image #DRM1009.

© PhotoNonStop. Image #423092.

© Glowimages RM. Image #138530481.

© Foodcollection. Image #966021.

© Stockfood. Image #659332.

© Stockfood. Image #682035.

 

 

 

Predicting Your Friday

As a stock photography experiment, we want to see if we can predict what your Friday (or ours for that matter) will be like and find the stock photo that best shows each step. Let's look into our crystal ball and see what happens.

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1. You finally wake up after about 4 snoozes. Oh, it's 7:50. And you have to be to work at 8:00. Oops. 

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2. On the way to work, you spill coffee on your shirt in the car. It happens every day, but you got yourself really good this time. Many swears are said. You start to consider wearing only coffee colored clothes to remedy this situation.

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3. This guy comes into your cubicle at the office and thinks he is hilarious. This is only the 10th consecutive Friday he has worn the mullet wig. Yes, Steve, we get it! Mullets are funny and it's not your real hair.You are a comedic genius . . .

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 4. You meet your friends at your favorite bar after work for a beer. Or 12. You are still wearing your coffee stained shirt which everyone seems to have noticed despite being tipsy in a dark bar. At some point, you try to rip off your shirt and it tears in such a way that it leaves you looking like Bruce Banner, post-Hulking out. 

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5. Mexican food. We all knew it would end like this. It's midnight and you are watching a horror movie that is more funny than scary. Try not to fall asleep on top of your nachos. Though, that would be a suitable ending to your day. Mmmm. Super nachos.


Let us know how clairvoyant these stock photos end up being. At this point, it seems more like a plan than a prediction.