Terrible Greeting Cards

Stock photography sites are an ideal resource when creating greeting cards. They tend to have every angle of every iconic holiday image covered. They also have archival and vintage collections that make for good cards. Most sites will have extensive floral and botanical collections. And what is the next best thing to getting flowers? Getting a card with a picture of flowers. . . or maybe getting candy.

On the other hand, you can also find stock images for those not-so-friendly greeting cards. That topic will be more fun to visit, so that's what we'll cover today. Greeting cards for your enemies. Using road signs as a theme. Enjoy!

© Imagebroker RM. Image #IBLWES01056879.

 Possible text: Just in case you need directions for where I think you should go . . .

OR

I have a feeling you could get there without this clearly marked sign. I'll see you there . . . from Heaven.

© FogstockMIST. Image #006910.

Possible text: Apparently, there is a physical place that accurately describes my feelings towards you.

OR

Directions to you: Take a right at COULDN'TCARELESS, go straight on APATHY for a while. Turn left on SHRUG. Continue on until you pass EHH and DON'TGIVEA$%&!. You are now at WHATEVER. It should look familiar. Or not. Whatever.