Thursday, April 7, 2011

Top 5 Gross Food Photos

© Tips RM. Image #386FTS00156.
There is a fascination with disgusting foods, maybe because what is disgusting to one might be a delicacy to another. Since stock photography sites are a wealth of food imagery, we did some searching and found 5 foods that make us turn green (with nausea, not envy). More than just a way to gross ourselves out, this is an opportunity to face our culinary fears and venture into some uncharted territory.

Though we are a long way from trying these foods, getting familiar with them may help us get the hunger for experimentation. That doesn't guarantee that we won't just close our eyes and hold our breath when we finally try them. Baby steps, friends. Baby steps.

© Sofood. Image #077090.


  • Mealworms - Nothing that ends in "worms" can be good. Unless it begins with "gummi". In which case, it is awesome.
  • Cow tongue - Umm. It's a tongue. I would rather just make out with a cow.



    © Tips RM. Image #386FTS00112.
  • Fried crickets - Usually frying something makes it edible, but the thought of getting a cricket leg stuck between your teeth is enough to keep this gross.
  • © Stockfood. Image #199800.
    © Imagebroker RF. Image #IBXSGR00140738.
  • Pig's feet - Pigs have some good things to offer. Their feet is not one of them.
  • Balut - It's a duck egg with a nearly developed duck embryo that is boiled alive and eaten. The only word in that sentence that isn't disgusting is "egg". 
So maybe we are farther away from trying these than when we started, but it was a good start.

What is the grossest food you have ever tried or wanted to try?

    Friday, March 25, 2011

    What Were They Thinking Back Then?

    If you ever have looked through some old photo albums or books (or searched through a stock photo site) , you have certainly seen some things that make you wonder what the heck people were thinking back then.  Well, they had a lot of free time on their hands, for one. There was no TV, no Internet, no video games. And clearly, there were also different attitudes towards safety.

    Case in point:
    © F1online RF. Image #4391002.  
    I can only assume that the guy on top was severely mangled when this thing turned over. But with all this being said, you still have to wonder if they would think the same about us.

    Case in point:
    © Tips RM. Image #226PSC01871.
    Yikes!

    Thursday, March 17, 2011

    An Un-PC St. Patrick's Day Greeting

    Times have changed, even for St. Patrick's Day. I dare say, you will not see another card like the one below again. Politically incorrect? Perhaps. But still a worth a second look. If for nothing else, let us admire the design and artwork of this vintage St. Paddy's Day card.

    © ImageZoo. Image #CIR0214.

    Lesson to be learned here: Old greeting cards can become new stock photos, while at the same time, old stock photos can become new greeting cards. Deep stuff, right?

    See more like the image above here.

    Thursday, March 10, 2011

    It's All in the Caption: The Surly Years

    There's always that one person in the room that can't help but be a Debbie Downer. Malcontentedness is their mantra and pessimism is their passion. While we don't suggest publicly humiliating them, we do feel some retribution is called for. So, today's installment of "It's All in the Caption" gives us a chance for some friendly ribbing at the expense of the surlier ones among us. As always, we will be using stock photos so nobody gets hurt, but it should be a catharsis, nevertheless.

    © Westend61 RF. Image #CRF00856.
    Original caption: Boy rejecting banana

    Alternate caption: God. I hate you, banana.

    Alternate caption: Fruit is not nature's candy. Nice try, moms.

    Alternate caption: If you think I am feeding myself, you are sorely mistaken.


    © Corbis RF. Image #42-18218546.
    Original caption: Sore loser

    Alternate caption: Why do they call it Sorry? You don't seem sorry at all. Jerk.

    Alternate caption: And thus began Steve's plan for global domination . . . He'll show you! He'll show ALL of you.

    Alternate caption: Worst family game night ever.
      
    © Tetra. Image #TI3600675.
       Original caption: Baby covered in birthday cake

      Alternate caption: What made you think I could handle this!?
     
      Alternate caption: Not exactly the poster child for self control.

      Alternate caption: Frosting up the nose. Instant buzz-kill.


      Click here for more captioning fun.

    Thursday, March 3, 2011

    Top 10 Strange Nude Photos

    © Westend61 RM. Image #MD00002.
    Some of the strangest stock photos you'll see will use nudity to heighten the weirdness. Though the addition of naked body adds to oddness, these photos would generally be weird without. Nudity just adds that double-take effect. We searched for the visually weird without being disturbing. Here are 10 images that fit the weird bill.

    © Pixtal. Image #WE056415.
    © EyeCandyPro. Image #ECP001032.
    © es Collection. Image #IAAAEL000011.


    © Cusp. Image #42-15205178.
    © SodaStyle. Image #LAPA00284.
    © Tips RM. Image #235WZE05422.
    © Boost. Image #BLD021990.
    © Superstock. Image #172-8423.
    © Radius. Image #600-01694631.