It's All in the Caption: The Surly Years

There's always that one person in the room that can't help but be a Debbie Downer. Malcontentedness is their mantra and pessimism is their passion. While we don't suggest publicly humiliating them, we do feel some retribution is called for. So, today's installment of "It's All in the Caption" gives us a chance for some friendly ribbing at the expense of the surlier ones among us. As always, we will be using stock photos so nobody gets hurt, but it should be a catharsis, nevertheless.

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Original caption: Boy rejecting banana

Alternate caption: God. I hate you, banana.

Alternate caption: Fruit is not nature's candy. Nice try, moms.

Alternate caption: If you think I am feeding myself, you are sorely mistaken.

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Original caption: Sore loser

Alternate caption: Why do they call it Sorry? You don't seem sorry at all. Jerk.

Alternate caption: And thus began Steve's plan for global domination . . . He'll show you! He'll show ALL of you.

Alternate caption: Worst family game night ever.

 

 

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   Original caption: Baby covered in birthday cake

  Alternate caption: What made you think I could handle this!?
 
  Alternate caption: Not exactly the poster child for self control.

  Alternate caption: Frosting up the nose. Instant buzz-kill.


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